Last night, after noticing that my cupboards seemed to house an unusually high number of All-Bran bars (about 3 boxes, I thought), I decided to take an inventory of bran-based snack bars.
Exhibit A: The front doors of my kitchen pantry. (Obviously needs some organizing; is messy.) Can you spot the All-Bran bars?
I count 5 boxes so far... let's take a closer look.
Bottom shelf: 2 boxes and a lone bar.
Middle shelf: just two opened boxes... or so it seems...
Oh, hey All-Bran bar, I almost didn't see you hiding in a President's Choice granola bar box.
Next, let's check out the side door of the pantry:
Two more! Are these things breeding or what?
And now, have a look at the shelves BEHIND the middle pantry doors, where we usually keep canned goods and pasta and stuff:
3 unopened boxes! Who eats this many All-Bran bars? They don't even taste good.
Finally, I walked over to the other side of our apartment where we fill the cupboards with mugs and tea and coffee and found:
AHHHHHH! 5 unopened boxes of FibrePlus bars.
Have you been keeping track? Let's add these babies up.
At 5 bars/box:
5x5 Fibre Plus
+3x5 All-Bran in the back shelves
+2 All-Brans in the side shelf
+1 All-Bran in the granola bar box
+1 All-Bran on the bottom shelf
+2x5 more unopened All-Bran boxes
+10 All-Brans in the open boxes
= 64 fibre bars in our house in total, not counting ones that are probably at the bottom of people's gym bags and backpacks
My house is so weird.