You know how sometimes you think of things in a dream or when you are extremely groggy, and think it's an amazing idea for a while after waking up, and maybe sometimes even write it down, and then realize later that it was actually stupid or didn't make sense? I love those times. I need to start writing down more of those "ideas" because usually pretty quickly after I realize they are stupid, I forget them.
When I am at work I have to get up at 5 AM every morning so I usually go to bed around 9 so I can get in 7 or 8 hours of sleep. The best part of this is that I often wake up between 10 and 12 to go to the bathroom, think that it's morning, check the time and realize I still have almost the entire night left for more sleeping. It is seriously awesome. Anyway, during one of these times last week I checked the time, saw that it was 10:15 PM, and said to myself "SLEEP: Round One." I don't really understand now what it means but it just popped into my head and at the time in my half-asleep state, I thought it was the actual most clever thing I'd ever thought of. As I walked to the bathroom I kept high-fiving myself for thinking of something so smart and perfectly descriptive of waking up at 10 and realizing there are 7 more possible sleep hours ahead. SLEEP: Round One. I kid you not, I started composing a blog post in my head about SLEEP: Round One.
Then I woke up in the morning and remembered SLEEP: Round One and decided that it didn't make any sense. Well maybe sort of sense... but not so much that it's any kind of genius phrase.
Half-asleep people are really funny.