So today I went to Sobeys to do some serious grocery shopping because last time I was home I was lazy and it was cold so I didn't get groceries and thus did not have any delicious meals all week, and it was sucky. Just my luck, it was Dollar Days which means a lot of things that are usually between 2 and 3 or even 4 dollars are on for 1 dollar. Allyson is a big celery fan so she had circled the $1 celery in the flyer for me.
I got to Sobeys and went straight to the produce, grabbing some pears, tomatoes, an avocado, and a pomegranate before checking out the celery... just as a mom with a toddler in the cart walked away with her ENTIRE CART FULL OF CELERY. WTF. AN ACTUAL CART FULL OF CELERY.
Are you kidding me? What does a person do with a whole cart full of celery? It's CELERY. It's like 95% water or something. It doesn't freeze well. It's not possible for a mom and her toddler to eat a cart full of celery before it goes bad, nor is it part of a well balanced diet if all you eat is celery for two weeks. I just can't imagine why anyone would need all of that celery.
She did leave one crappy bundle, with about 3 skinny stalks on it, probably so if someone came up when she was loading up her cart with ALL THE CELERY IN THE STORE and said "Hey, can you please leave some celery for me and my kids too" she could be like "There is one, see, I am not taking all if it, so there".
Needless to say I did not get any celery.
COME ON. A WHOLE CART OF CELERY.