Saturday, June 15, 2013
Working on my car
Me: So I have a new great idea. I am going to start calling getting gas in my car "doing work on my car". Then people will think I'm so cool because I know how to work on cars.
Megan: But what if they ask you to elaborate?
Me: Then I'll say "just some routine maintenance, topped up some fluids."
Megan: And if they ask what fluids?
Me: Then I will say "gasoline" and they will realize how funny I am.
Megan: You're right, this is truly a win-win situation. Either people are impressed that you know about cars, or end up thinking you're funny.
YOU GUYS I am so funny. I can't believe that I have not been approached to write a comedy pilot or something by now.