Thursday, June 6, 2013
I have a math degree. I'm not really sure why as it doesn't do me much good but I took so many math classes and so many extra electives in university on my way to my engineering degree that I just turned the rest into a math degree for some extra street cred.
Here is really the only useful part of having a math degree:
(Set the scene: Me buying tickets for food and drinks.)
Me: I will take 6 tickets please.
Seller: Okay, so at $2 each that's uh... uh... I'm so braindead today...
Me: 12 bucks.
(I hand him a 20 dollar bill.)
Seller: Okay so I owe you uh... hmm... sorry, so out of it...
Me: 8 bucks.
Seller: I'm so sorry, I don't know what's with me today.
Me: Don't feel bad, I have a math degree.
Granted, these little exchanges would me more hilarious if the other person realized I was making a joke. But I'll take what I can get. Thanks math degree!