My entry in the pumpkin carving contest at work this week (recall that I literally live at work half the time so no, I don't work at a place that let us carve pumpkins on the company's dime).
Get it? Because it has pins in it like acupuncture.
Also I just signed up for Google+ and I only added 3 friends so far and it was like "Are you sure you don't want to add more friends? You are going to be lonely." Shut up Google+, I'm already regretting getting you. Although also I don't think it was suggesting accurate friends either because it suggested MY DAD who barely knows how to email let alone would ever use social media soooo I don't think Google+ knows what it's talking about anyway.