The texts from my mom aren't as funny lately because she uses T9 now so doesn't spell out words using single letters and numbers anymore... but when T9 doesn't recognize a word, the combination of words my mom uses to represent it is awesome. (For example when I was in Vancouver recently I received a text that said something like "you should walk up burr are duh" meaning Burrard Street.)
Mom: Do think you should have the new i pad do you know anyone who has one
Me: No I don't want an ipad I already have a laptop. I know some people who have them but I wouldn't use one. You wouldn't either.
Mom: But I want one
Me: Why do you want one, you already have a laptop. It is pointless to have both.
Mom: They just look cool ope raw has one