How's married life?

 
Me:  People keep asking me "How's married life?" and it's always awkward because I'm like "Good?  Nice?" I don't know what they want me to say.  It's such a weird question!

Brahm meanwhile had just taken all the dishes that I put in the dishwasher out and was putting them back in in a more orderly fashion.

Brahm:  Next time you get asked that you can tell them that your husband thinks you are physically incapable of loading a dishwasher.