Northern BC Signs and a PUPPYYYYYYYYYYY

I have seen some interesting signs during my time so far in northern BC...

I know it means free breakfast and free movies, but the potential misinterpretation is too awesome.

People don't seem to understand when to use quotation marks.  My last hotel was also "Now Offering" a continental breakfast.

You know you're in a small town when you have a laundromat, coverall store, showers, a buffalo meat market, and a naughty boutique all in the same location (and no, it's not an office complex, it's one wide open room).

This is the door sign at my current hotel.  I realize they're just trying to be cutesy and retro but is anyone else mildly offended???  And why is the maid wearing roller skates?

Lastly, here is a super cute puppy that I met last week and I LOOOOOOVED HIIIIIIIIM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOW DO PUPPIES GET SO CUTE
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AWWWWWWWWWWW HE IS TRYING TO CLIMB INTO THE CAR WITH ME BUT HE CAN'T BECAUSE HE'S TOO LIIIIIIITTTTTLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE JUST A BABY TINY PUPPY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH